Jan Ke Anjaan Ban’na Achcha Lagta Hai

Jan Ke Anjaan Ban'na Achcha Lagta Hai,
Uss Ko Apne Liye Pareshan Karna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Wo Karty Rahe Pyar Ka Iqraar Bar-Bar,
Mujh Ko Naadan BanKar Sun'na Achcha Lagta Hai!!!

Hight Of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey you Stand up & Tell me 2 Pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down...

Copy Paste

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife" Audience Was In Shock And Silence...

He Added: "She Was My Mother"
A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter!

A Very Daring Husband Tried To Crack This At Home After A Dinner,
He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife..."
Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker

By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water!!!

Moral:
Don't Copy If You Can't Paste!

PJ's

Mare Hue Insan Ke Muh Me Kya Daloge?
Birla Cement, Kyunki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI..."





WHat Is The Cube Of 13?
- Suroor,
B'coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR...




Wat would You Call A Girl Who Never Laughs?
HASI-NA...




Why A Heart Broken Person Does'nt Need General Knowldge?
Kyunki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya To "GK" Kya Karega...




Agar 2 Peepal Ke Ped Ko Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaye To Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL..."



Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hai?

Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Saare Gum To
Husband Ke Hisse Me Aate Hai Aur
Wife Be-Gum Ho Jaat Hai...



Teacher: 'A' For?

Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Student: JAI MATA DI...



Gattu Ek Lecture Attend Karta Hai.
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Lecture Ke Baad Use Bhookh Lagti Hai.
So He Goes To The Canteen.
Canteen Me Gattu Ek Pav Leta Hai.
Jaise Hi Woh Pav Khane Ke Liye Uthata Hai To
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Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Plate Me
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"Jannat" Likha Hai,
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To Janaab Ab Aapko Yeh Batana Hai
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Ki Gattu Jiska
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Lecture Attend Karke Aa Raha Hai!
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Us Proffessor Ka
Naam Kya Hai???
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Guess
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Scroll Down For The Answer

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
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."Paav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi...




A Sardarji Went To A PCO SHOP And Slapped The
Operator Twice!!!

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>>Guess Why?<<
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Because There It Was Written "Number Dial Karne Se
Pehele Do Lagaye"




Ek Bar Sardar Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai
Aur Darwaja Knock Karta Hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Mai"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"Tu Gangubai!!




A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To
His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The
Gift Sing ???



Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Ye Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Hame Inaam Diya
Hai...