Santa Ped Ke Upar Ulta Latka Hua Tha
Banta-Tu Ped Par Kyo Latka Hai?
Santa-Sar Dard Ki Goli Khayi Thi Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaye.
Santa Ghum Raha Tha
Gadi Mese Banta Ne Pucha
Bhai Ye Road Kaha Jata Hai?
Santa-Kahi Nahi
Din Raat Yahi Pada Rehta Hai...
Santa was cooking murgi,
wen he added hara dhaniya
guess wat happend
The murgi starts dancing & singing
"HUM PAR YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA"
Santa: Dr. Sahab, Plastic Surgery Me Kitna Kharcha aayega?
Dr.50 Hazar
Santa: Agar Plastic Me Lakar Du To?Dr. Sale Pigla Kar Chipka Bhi Lena