Hight Of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey you Stand up & Tell me 2 Pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down...

Copy Paste

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife" Audience Was In Shock And Silence...

He Added: "She Was My Mother"
A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter!

A Very Daring Husband Tried To Crack This At Home After A Dinner,
He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife..."
Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker

By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water!!!

Moral:
Don't Copy If You Can't Paste!

Funny Sms Jokes

A Doctor & Engineer Love The Same Girl.
Doctor Used To Give Her A Rose But Engineer Used To Give Her Apple Daily.
One Day, Doctor Asks Why????
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Engineer: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!!




Position Of Husband Is Like A Split A.C.
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool And Controlled By Remote Control...




Wife: Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command...

Husband: Darling...
It's A Computer Not A Husband...!!!




WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS
But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless...




Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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Because He Wanted To See Butterfly...

Time Pass

Train Mein Do Aadmi Safar Kar Rahe The
1st : Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Chandigarh Se
1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu,
Chandigarh Me Kahan
Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Sector 41 Se
1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao
Sector 41 Me
Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A Se
1st : Wahan Se To Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao Sector 41-A Se
Kis Ke Ghar Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Gautam Sahab Ke Ghar Se
1st: Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Achcha Ye
Batao Kahan Ja
Rahe Ho?
Aas Paas Ke Musafiron Ne Tang Aa Ke Kaha
Aakhir Tum Dono Ho
Kaun..??
Dono Aadmi : Hum Dono Bhai Hai, Bas Time-Pass Kar Rahe Hai....

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!


Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!


Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!


Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!


Boy : I can't believe you did this.


Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!


Boy : I'm Sorry..!!