Funny Sms Jokes

A Doctor & Engineer Love The Same Girl.
Doctor Used To Give Her A Rose But Engineer Used To Give Her Apple Daily.
One Day, Doctor Asks Why????
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Engineer: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!!




Position Of Husband Is Like A Split A.C.
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool And Controlled By Remote Control...




Wife: Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command...

Husband: Darling...
It's A Computer Not A Husband...!!!




WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS
But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless...




Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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Because He Wanted To See Butterfly...