Santa Banta Jokes



Santa Ped Ke Upar Ulta Latka Hua Tha

Banta-Tu Ped Par Kyo Latka Hai?

Santa-Sar Dard Ki Goli Khayi Thi Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaye.



Santa Ghum Raha Tha
Gadi Mese Banta Ne Pucha
Bhai Ye Road Kaha Jata Hai?

Santa-Kahi Nahi
Din Raat Yahi Pada Rehta Hai...



Santa was cooking murgi,
wen he added hara dhaniya
guess wat happend
The murgi starts dancing & singing
"HUM PAR YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA"



Santa: Dr. Sahab, Plastic Surgery Me Kitna Kharcha aayega?
Dr.50 Hazar
Santa: Agar Plastic Me Lakar Du To?Dr. Sale Pigla Kar Chipka Bhi Lena

Time Pass

Train Mein Do Aadmi Safar Kar Rahe The
1st : Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Chandigarh Se
1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu,
Chandigarh Me Kahan
Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Sector 41 Se
1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao
Sector 41 Me
Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A Se
1st : Wahan Se To Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao Sector 41-A Se
Kis Ke Ghar Se Aa Rahe Ho?
2nd : Gautam Sahab Ke Ghar Se
1st: Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Achcha Ye
Batao Kahan Ja
Rahe Ho?
Aas Paas Ke Musafiron Ne Tang Aa Ke Kaha
Aakhir Tum Dono Ho
Kaun..??
Dono Aadmi : Hum Dono Bhai Hai, Bas Time-Pass Kar Rahe Hai....

Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher To Santa : Kaka Tenu Pata Hai Teri Umar Vich Mahatma Gandhi Ne B.A. kar lai si.
Santa: Sir, Menu Eh Vi Pata Hai Tuhadi Umar Vich
Bhagat Singh Fansi Chad Chuke Si.




Santa To Banta: Main Tere 64 De 64 Dand Tor Dene ne.
Laloo: 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne Paji.
Santa: Mainu Pata Si Tu Vi Vich Bolna , Iss Lai Tere Vi Vich Gin Liye.




Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling Aaj Barsat Da Din Hai.
Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gal Kar Ke
Mere Dono Pair Zameen Ten a Lagan. Jatti: Moya Fansi Lai La.




A Teacher Lecturing On Population –
In India After Every 10 Second A
Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.
A Sardar Stands Up Say – We Must Find And Stop Her.




Interviewer : Tell Me The Opposite Of Good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichhlli.
Interviewer : UGLY?
Sardar : PICHHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh My God.
Sardar : Oh My Devil.
Interviewer : You Are Rejected. Sardar : I Am Selected...
BALLE.... BALLLE....



Santa Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Hue Mili. Bhagwan Ne Poocha: Aisa kyu?
Sardar Bola : Mujhe Laga Koi Photo Kheench Raha Hai.

Mai Ne Ek Sapna DekHa Hai

Mai Ne Ek Sapna DekHa Hai Kisi Ko Apna DekHa Hai,
YaAdo Me Uss Ki Khoya Hu Bada Gafil Ho Ke Soya Hu,
HAr Pal Bas Mujhse Kehta Hai Is Dil Me Koi Rehta Hai
Jis Roz Usko Kho’unga Uss Roz Kasam Se Ro’unga,
Yaad To Tab Bhi Aayegi Aankho Ko Namm Kar Jayegi,
Par Rone Se Kya Hota Hai Kuch Kehne Se Kya Hota Hai
Jo Likha Hai Apni Qismat Me
Har Surat Wahi To Hota Hai...

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!


Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!


Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!


Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!


Boy : I can't believe you did this.


Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!


Boy : I'm Sorry..!!

Life Is Everything

Life Is Everything
When The Person You Love Misses You In Your Absence,
But Life Is Nothing When
They Miss To Understand Your Importance In Your Presence...



You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes The Smile On My Lips The Joy of My Face
Without You I Am Incomplete
Cause You Are The Queen Of My Heart...



Life Ends When You Stop Dreaming Hope Ends
When You Stop Believing And Love
Ends When You Stop Caring.
So Dream, Hope, And Love...
Makes Life Beautiful.



When Time Comes For You To Give Your Heart To Someone,
Make Sure You Select Someone
Who Will Never Break Your Heart, Becoz Broken
Hearts Has Never Spare Parts...



If Ten People Care For You,
One Of Them Is Me,
If One Person Cares For You That Would Be Me Again,
If No One Cares For You That Means
I Am Not In This World.



1st Time I Saw You I Was Scared To Touch You...
1st Time I Touched You I Was Scared To Kiss You...
1st Time I Kiss You I Was Scared To Love You...
But Now
That I love You I'm Scared To Lose You...



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Sent: Date missing * Missing U a lot thats Why everything is missing....



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