Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher To Santa : Kaka Tenu Pata Hai Teri Umar Vich Mahatma Gandhi Ne B.A. kar lai si.
Santa: Sir, Menu Eh Vi Pata Hai Tuhadi Umar Vich
Bhagat Singh Fansi Chad Chuke Si.




Santa To Banta: Main Tere 64 De 64 Dand Tor Dene ne.
Laloo: 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne Paji.
Santa: Mainu Pata Si Tu Vi Vich Bolna , Iss Lai Tere Vi Vich Gin Liye.




Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling Aaj Barsat Da Din Hai.
Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gal Kar Ke
Mere Dono Pair Zameen Ten a Lagan. Jatti: Moya Fansi Lai La.




A Teacher Lecturing On Population –
In India After Every 10 Second A
Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.
A Sardar Stands Up Say – We Must Find And Stop Her.




Interviewer : Tell Me The Opposite Of Good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichhlli.
Interviewer : UGLY?
Sardar : PICHHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh My God.
Sardar : Oh My Devil.
Interviewer : You Are Rejected. Sardar : I Am Selected...
BALLE.... BALLLE....



Santa Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Hue Mili. Bhagwan Ne Poocha: Aisa kyu?
Sardar Bola : Mujhe Laga Koi Photo Kheench Raha Hai.