Happy New Year Sms




  • "With All The Rose's Perfume
    & With All The Lights In The World
    & With All The Children Smiles...
    I Wish You That Your All Dreams Comes True..."
    * HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 *




  • "We Will Open The New Book,
    Its Pages Are Blank,
    We Are Going To Put Words On Them Ourselves,
    The Book Is Called Opportunity
    And It's First Chapter Is New Year's Day..."
    HAPPY NEW YEAR




  • "For Last Year's Words Belong To Last Year's Language
    And Next Year's Words Await Another Voice,
    And To
    Make An End Is To Make A Beginning...."
    Happy New Year 2013




  • "My Wishes In 2013 God Gives You..
    12 Month Of Happiness,
    52 Weeks Of Fun,
    365 Days Success,
    8760 Hours Good Health,
    52600 Minutes Good Luck,
    3153600 Seconds of Joy...
    And That's All!"




  • "New Year Begins,
    Let Us Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace,
    New Happiness
    And Abundance Of New Friends,
    God Bless You Through Out The New Year..."

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR

    Aa Teri Umar Mai Likh Du

    Aa Teri Umar Mai Likh Du Chand Sitarose,
    Tera Janamdin Mai Manau Phulose Baharose,
    Har Ek Khubsurti Duniya Se Mai Le Aau,
    Sajaau Ye Mehfil Mai Har Haseen Nazarose...
    Happy Birthday Dear

    Hight Of Good Luck


    Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey you Stand up & Tell me 2 Pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down...

    Copy Paste

    A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
    "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
    Who Wasn't My Wife" Audience Was In Shock And Silence...

    He Added: "She Was My Mother"
    A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter!

    A Very Daring Husband Tried To Crack This At Home After A Dinner,
    He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
    Who Wasn't My Wife..."
    Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker

    By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water!!!

    Moral:
    Don't Copy If You Can't Paste!


    Wo Aisi Ho...



    Na Wo Pari Ho Na Pari Jaisi Ho,
    Muze Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisi Ho,

    Mere Khaluoso Ko Pehchane Kafi Hai,
    Wo Koi Bhi Ho, Kahi Bhi Ho, Kaisi Bhi Ho,

    Jo Khwab Dene Bechain Ho Meri Aankho Ko,
    Meri Mohabbat Ko Pehchan Sakey Wo
    Aisi Ho,

    Meri Khatir Marne Ka Hausla Bhi Rakhti Ho,
    Agar Kabhi Ruth Jau Mai Us Se To
    Muskura Ke Manaye Wo Aisi Ho,

    Jo Baat Kare To Wo Nibha Bhi Sake
    Iraado Me Wo Apne Chahato Jaisi Ho,

    Gamm Me Hansane Ka Hunar Janti Ho
    Ek Aisi Humsafer Jo Samander Se Bhi Gehri Ho...

    Tu Na Jane Ki Kaun Hai Tu




    Phulo Ke Gulistaan Ka Sartaaj Hai Tu,
    Honge Gulshan Me Gul Hazaar
    In Gulo Ka Gulaab Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Sangeet Jaisi Aawaz Ka Sur-taal Hai Tu,
    Hoti Hai Jab Amaawas Ki Raat To,
    Ugte Huye Suraj Ka Ehsaas Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jane Kaun Hai Tu,

    Udasi Bhare Chehro Ki Mushkan Hai Tu,
    Hote Hai Jab Gamm Ke Badal Aasman Me
    Un Baadlo Ke Beech Se Nikalta Hua Chand Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Oss Ki Bundo Jaisi Taazgi Ka Ehsaas Hai Tu,
    Aati Hai Jab Mere Hoto Pe Udasi Ki Aahat,
    Hasta Hu Fir Bhi Us Hasi Ka Raaz Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Dhadkate Dilo Ki Bechaini Ka Naam Hai Tu,
    Tanhai Me Jab Band Hoti Hai Palke Meri,
    Behte Huye Ashko Ka Sailaab Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Mahekti Hui Garm Saanso Ka Gumaan Hai Tu,
    Tadapta Raha Pane Ki Chahat Me Jisko Umar Bhar,
    Wo Reshmi Khwaabo Ka Gunahgaar Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Dil Ko Jo Sukoon De Wo Aawaj Hai Tu,
    Yun To Suna Hai Sangeet Bahut Maine,
    Sargam Se Bhi Khanakati Koyal Ki Aawaz Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Mai Na Jaanu Ki Kaun Hai Tu,
    Mai Tuzme Tu Muzme Samaaye Is Tarah,
    Ke Mai Jism Tu Jaan Par Itna Bhi Na Jane Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Chandani Raat Ke Jazbaat Hai Tu,
    Hai Dhero Rang Is Jahaan Me Magar,
    Hatho Me Lagi Mehndi Ka Rang Hai Tu
    Tu Jane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Khwabo Me Jo Aaye Wo Tajmahal Hai Tu,
    Likhe To Reit Pe lLkho Haseen Naam
    Maine,
    Mera Dil Jo Dhadkaye Wahi Naam Hai Tu,
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu,

    Savere Ki Pehli Kiran Ka Naam Hai Tu,
    Chah-Chahati Hai Jab Chidiya Ujale Me,
    Us Madhur Aawaz Ka Ehsaas Hai Tu
    Tu Na Jaane Ki Kaun Hai Tu...

    Happy Independence Day





    Freedom In The Mind
    Faith In The Words...
    Pride In Our Souls...
    Lets Salute Those Greate Men,
    Who Made This Possible.



    65 years of free India- Let us celebrate this spirit with a promise to build a better India for decades to come. Wish u a Happy Independence Day. Jai Hind!
    - Amir Funsupkar

    That's My Friends



    I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life
    I Just Hope That When You Hear My Name,
    Just Smile & Say That’s My Friend...



    I Met You As A Stranger,
    Now I Have You As A Friend,
    I Hope We Meet In Our Next
    Walk Of Life Where Friendship
    Never Ends...



    It’s Amazing When Strangers
    Become Friends,
    But It's Sad When Friends Become
    Strangers.
    I Never Want To Lose
    You As A Friend!!!

    Premachi Chahul प्रेमाची चाहुल


    Tuzya Premachi Chahul Lagtach
    Zade Veli Halu Lagtat
    Aani Mazya Manamadhye
    Shabd-Shabd Julu Lagtat

    Premasathi Jagtat Sagle
    Premasathi Martat Sagle
    Pan Ek Diwas Gelynantar
    Dusrila Shodhtat Sagle

    Tuzya Mohak Hasyamadhye
    Maaze Mee Pan Harvun Baslo
    Mala Na Mahit Kadhi Na Kalale
    Kasa, Kuthe An Kevha Faslo

    Punha Ekda Aalis Sakhye Tu
    Valvyachya Saripari
    Majala Purta Bhijvun Gelis
    Themb Asuni Mam Adhari...

    तुझ्या प्रेमाची चाहुल लागताच
    झाडे वेली हलू लागतात
    आणि माझ्या मनामध्ये
    शब्द-शब्द जुळू लगतात

    प्रेमासाठी जगतात सगळे
    प्रेमासाठी मरतात सगळे
    पण एक दिवस ग़ेल्यानंतर
    दुसरीला शोधतात सगळे

    तुझ्या मोहक हास्यामध्ये
    माझे मी पन हरवुन बसलो
    मला न माहित कधी न कळले
    कसा, कुठे अन केव्हा फ़सलो

    पुन्हा एकदा आलीस सख्ये तू
    वळव्याच्या सरीपरी
    मजला पुरता भिजवून गेलिस
    थेंब असुनी मम अधरी...

    Some Famous Dialogues of Rajesh Khanna(Kaka)

    The legendary Indian actor Rajesh Khanna is no more.
    So As Tribute to him, here are some of the dialogues from movies that will keep Rajesh Khanna around forever:-

    "Are O Babu Moshay!
    Zindagi Aur Maut Upar Wale Ki Hath Me Hai Jahanpanah!
    Islo Aap Badal Sakte Hai Na Mai !
    Hum To Rangmanch Ki Kathputliya Hai, Jiski Dor Upar Wale Ke Haath Me Hai! Kab KaunKaise Uthega Ye Koi Nahi Bata Sakta!"
    – Anand

    "Aaj Mai Hoon Jahan, Kal Koi Aur
    Tha, Yeh Bhi Ek Daur Hai, Woh
    Bhi Ek Daur Tha..."

    "Main derr se aata nahi hu lekin kya karu, der ho jaati hai. Isliye maafi ka haqdar hu, agar phir bhi kisine na maaf kiya ho toh main yahi kehna chahta hoon, Humko maafi dedo saahib"
    - Ram Balram

    "Mai marne se pehle marna nahin chahta"
    -Safar

    "Yeh toh main hi jaanta hoon ki zindagi ke aakhri mod par kitna andhera hai"
    - Safar


    "Kisi badi khushi ke intezaar me... hum yeh chote chote khushiyoon ke mauke kho dete hai"
    - Bawarchi

    "Yeh lo, phir tumhari aankho me paani! Maine tumse kitni baar kahan hai, Pushpa ki mujhse ye aansu dekhe nahi jaate. I hate tears."
    - Amar Prem

    "Iss ek glaas me ek majdoor ki ek mahine ki roti hai aur parivaar ki saans. Kabhi socha hai ki iss ek glass ko pite hi hum ek parivaar ko bhooka maar dete hai"
    - Namak Haram

    "Maine Maut ko dekha to nahi par shayad woh bahut Khubsurat hogi. Kambakht jo bhi usse milta hain, Jeena chod deta hain."

    "Anand mara nahi. Anand marte nahi"
    - Anand

    Rajesh Khanna no more


    Wednesday, Jul 18, 2012
    Once upon a
    time, there was a Rajesh
    Khanna. Men aped him.
    Women worshipped him.
    And girls married his
    photographs, smudged his car with lipsticks and
    waited late night outside
    hotels hoping to catch a
    glimpse of him. Once when
    he had fever, a group of
    college students spent hours taking turns to put ice
    water on his forehead in a
    photograph. In the history of Hindi
    cinema, nobody has induced fan hysteria like Rajesh Khanna. And
    nobody has captured the nation's
    collective mindspace like the actor, who
    passed away at Ashirwad, his iconic
    Mumbai residence, on Wednesday. He was
    69. The cause of his death has not been officially announced. But doctors treating
    him at Lilavati hospital hinted at cancer. Once he rode into a nation's heart
    serenading Sharmila Tagore with Mere
    sapnon ki raani in Aradhana (1969) and
    followed it up with another blockbuster
    Do Raaste a few weeks later, Rajesh
    Khanna rewrote box-office history. Between the years 1969 and 1972 almost
    everything he touched turned to gold - 15
    consecutive hits of various degrees. No
    wonder producers chanted: Upar aaka,
    neeche Kaka (God above and Kaka,
    Khanna's pet name, below). Nobody really knows how an actor of
    average build, middling height and a face
    often sprayed with pimples hypnotized
    India. May be, he was the last gasp of
    innocence when India was getting angry
    about unemployment and price rise, a hyphen between the simplicity of the
    years gone by and the uncertainty of the
    future. May be, it was just written. Unable
    to find a phrase that captured the
    phenomenon, the industry finally coined a
    new term: the superstar. He behaved like a superstar too. BBC
    journalist Jack Pizzey described him as
    someone with the charisma of Rudolph
    Valentino and the arrogance of Napoleon.
    The star had missed his interview
    appointment five times. The Amritsar-born actor was too big and
    too swept away by fame to care. Who
    wouldn't when even street fashion was
    defined by your personality? The belt
    slapped over shirt, the round-collared
    guru kurta, a smart ploy to hide a growing waistline, all became a rage. And even in
    those no-sat-TV days, his smile sold
    toothpaste (Macleans). He was the king of romance; most at
    home shaking his head and crooning love
    nothings. Songs were the spine of his
    movies; he revived Kishore Kumar's
    singing career in Aradhana. But the actor
    brought no revolution to the art of celluloid love; he just gently blended the
    playfulness of Dev Anand with a fraction
    of Dilip Kumar's intensity; to this he
    added his own charm and style. Critics loved him too for doing off-beat
    movies such as Ittefaq and Aavishkar. But
    the actor knew how to wet a
    handkerchief too. Few actors have milked
    tear ducts better than him and fewer
    have profited more from a broken heart. It is easy to empathize with the smiling
    cancer patient in Anand or the large-
    hearted bhadrolok in Amar Prem. There is
    a style with which he says: "Pushpa, I hate
    tears." Rajesh's acting was defined by
    style. But in his later years, the style degenerated into a bundle of
    mannerisms. Like Dev Anand, Rajesh
    Khanna too became his own parody. Once the action films' angry young man
    came with Amitabh Bachchan, Rajesh
    Khanna's romantic movies (typified by
    Shakti Samanta films) went out of
    fashion. A sudden marriage to Dimple
    Kapadia, almost half his age, got him back in focus. But his attitude issues as an
    actor - coming late for shooting on sets,
    ego clashes with other stars - ensured
    that he lost big banners and good
    directors once the chips were down. After
    Mehbooba (1975) flopped, his superstar days were over. But just when critics wrote him off, the
    actor made a comeback of sorts with
    Amardeep (1979). Right through the
    1980s, he blended the occasional hit
    (Souten, Maqsad) with the rare
    blockbuster (Avtaar) and a stream of flops. Joining the Congress in 1991 was a
    shrewd career move. The same year he
    contested the Lok Sabha election against
    BJP leader L K Advani, then on Cloud 9
    following his Ayodhya rath yatra, and
    gave him the fright of his life. The actor lost by only 1,589 votes from the New
    Delhi Lok Sabha constituency. A few
    months later, he comfortably won the
    byelection beating fellow actor
    Shatrughan Sinha. But in politics, the
    actor sparkled like a shooting star only to vanish with the same speed. The last two decades were disappointing
    for the ex-superstar. In 1997, he played a
    father in RK Productions' Aa Ab Laut
    Chalein. He also acted in forgettable
    television serials such as Ittefaq. When an
    ex-superstar ends up rubbing sun cream on the back of the likes of Laila Khan as
    he did in Wafaa (2008), you know he isn't
    doing too well. But then as the superstar
    might have said, Hum to sab rangmanch
    ki kathputliyan hain... And for his fans,
    Rajesh Khanna will always be the only and forever superstar.

    Tere Liye Ek Khwab Likh Raha Hu

    Tere Liye Ek Khwab Likh Raha Hu,
    Kabhi Na Tutne Wali Aas Likh Raha Hu,
    Zindagi Khud Tuze Aakar Kahe,
    Mere Gale Lag Ja Tere Liye Kuch Aisi Farmaish Likh Raha Hu...



    Sukun Mil Gaya Dil Ko Badnaam Ho Kar,
    Har Ilzam Pe Bezubaan Ho Kar,
    Log Padh Lenge Teri Aankho
    Me Mohabbat Meri,
    Tu Laakh Inkaar Karle Anjan Ho kar...

    If Right Now

    If Right Now,
    A Smile Should
    Appear On Your Face,
    It’s Because At This Very Minute,
    I Am Thinking Of You
    And I Am Smiling Too...



    A Candle May Melt And It’s Fire May Die,
    But The Love You Have Given Me Will Always Stay As A Flame In my Heart...



    My Dear, My Love,
    You Can Never See
    How Much I Love You
    And What You Mean To Me...



    By The Moon As I Sit To Seek Your Glory,
    The White Roses I See, Creates A New Story.
    Seasons Are Many, Their Reasons Few.
    What Remains Is That I Will Always Love You...!



    Love...
    If You Have It
    You Don’t Need
    Anything Else...

    And If You Don’t
    Have It,
    It Doesn’t Matter How
    Much
    What Else You Have....

    Woh Bhi Kya Din The!



    Woh Bhi Kya Din The!
    Mummy Ki Godh Aur Papa Ke Kandhe
    Na Kal Ki Chinta Na Future Ke Sapne
    Ab Kal Ki Hai Fikar Aur Adhure Hai Sapne
    Mud Kar Dekha To Bahut Door Hai Apne
    Manzilo Ko Dhundte Kaha Kho Gaye Hum
    Aisa Lagta Hai Kyu Itne Bade Hogaye Hum...



    Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Hogayi Hai
    Gamm Ke Sagar Me Is Qadar Kho Gayi Hai
    Tum Aajao Wapis Yeh Guzaarish Hai Meri
    Muze Shayad Tumhari Aadat Si Hogayi hai...



    Na Koi Pal Subha Hai Na Koi Pal Sham Hai
    Har Pal Har Lamha Aapki DOSTI Ka Naam Hai
    Ise Sirf Ek SMS Na Samazna Ye Humari
    Pyari Si Dosti Ka Salam Hai...



    Dard Ka Ehsas Janana Hai To Pyar Kar Ke Dekho
    Apni Aankho Me Kisi Ko Utar Kar Dekho
    Chot Un Ko Lagegi Aansoo Tumhe Aa Jayenge
    Ye Ehsas JanAna Ho To Dil Haar Kar Dekho...



    Humne Pyar Kiya Jo Hum Anjan The
    Unki Aadat Unki Fitrat Se Anjan The
    Aaj Waqt Ne Hume Bewafa Bana Diya Yaaro
    Warna Hum Bhi Kisi Mehfil Ki Shaan The...

    Story Of The Facebook!!!



    Facebook started when Mark Zuckerberg
    (one student at Harvard University)

    created a dating site. Zuckerberg is
    inspired from the site Hot or Not naming
    this site with the nickname Facemash.com
    Homemade method of this website that is displaying
    two photographs the couple man and
    woman, then two pairs will be chosen by
    the members of the site where the hottest
    couples and what does not. to display
    photos of the couple on this site, Zuckerberg tried by all means look for the
    photo- photo by colleagues around the other
    door to door to ask for a photo.
    In 2004, Zuckerberg created a new site
    called The Facebook URL address: http://
    www.thefacebook.com.
    for this new site, Zuckerberg commented:
    "In my opinion, the efforts of college who
    want to create a medium of exchange of information between the academic
    community that takes many years was a
    stupid thing.
    with my site, I can do it
    within a week".
    When first launched The Facebook is
    limited in the Harvard campus only.
    it's
    amazing!
    in one month alone, its users have covered
    more than half of Harvard students at the
    time.
    then, a number of Zuckerberg's friends joined the team
    thefacebook.com
    they are Eduardo Saverin (business
    analyst), Dustin Moskovitz (programmer),
    Andrew McCollum (graphic designer) and
    Chris Hughes.
    In March 2004, thefacebook.com began to
    spread to several other campuses in the city
    of Boston, USA and also to a number of
    famous campus such as Stanford,
    Columbia, Yale and the Ivy League.
    does
    not take long, this site has spread its use in almost every campus in America and
    Canada.
    month of June 2004.

    Zuckerberg, McCollum and Moskovitz
    moved its headquarters to Palo Alto,
    California. Here they also aided also by Adam D'Angelo and Sean Parker.
    mid-2004,
    thefacebook.com gets its first
    investment from PayPal cofounder, Pieter
    Thiel. In May 2005, received an injection of
    fresh funds thefacebook.com the joint
    venture with Accel Partners dated 23
    August 2005.
    thefacebook.com officially
    buying their domain name from

    Aboutface.com for USD 200,000 and since then a fragment of the phrase "the" is not
    used again so that their name officially
    became
    facebook.com in 2005 it, too, has
    expanded the reach of facebook users to
    teenagers. still in the same year, a number
    of universities in Mexico, England, Australia and New Zealand can enjoy the
    Facebook network. In 2006, Facebook was rumored to be
    acquired by a company at a price of USD
    750 million.
    even offer jumped to $ 2
    billion, but the news is not proven.
    in April
    2006, Facebook received an injection of
    fresh funds USD 25 million investment from Peter Thiel, Greylock Partners and
    Meritech Capital Partners. in May the
    same year Facebook started to spread to the
    continent of Asia through India.di
    mid-2006,turn Israel and Germany. end on
    11 September 2006, Facebook changed the registration status to be
    "free to join" for
    all owners of valid email addresses
    worldwide.
    In September 2007, Microsoft announced it
    had bought 1.6% stake in Facebook valued
    at USD 15 billion. share in decision also
    included an agreement that Microsoft has
    the right to put their ads on Facebook. seen
    this a number of other giant players like Google, Viacom and Friendster also
    expressed their interest to invest in
    Facebook. earlier in the year 2006, Yahoo
    has offered a bid of U.S. $ 1 billion
    acquisition. november 2007, a Hong Kong
    billionaire Li Ka-shing invested $ 60 million worth of Facebook. In August 2008, the magazine Business
    Week has reported a number of other
    parties involved implanting a stake in
    Facebook so that the estimated values
    ranging​​ up to USD 3.75 billion USD 5
    billion.

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    Funny Sms Jokes


    A Doctor & Engineer Love The Same Girl.
    Doctor Used To Give Her A Rose But Engineer Used To Give Her Apple Daily.
    One Day, Doctor Asks Why????
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    Engineer: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
    Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!!




    Position Of Husband Is Like A Split A.C.
    No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool And Controlled By Remote Control...




    Wife: Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command...

    Husband: Darling...
    It's A Computer Not A Husband...!!!




    WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

    Our Phones ~ Wireless!
    Cooking ~ Fireless!
    Cars ~ Keyless!
    Food ~ Fatless!
    Dress ~ Sleeveless!
    Youth ~ Jobless!
    Leaders ~ Shameless!
    Relationships ~ Meaningless!
    Attitude ~ Careless!
    Wives ~ Fearless!
    Feelings ~ Heartless!
    Education ~ Valueless!
    Children ~ Mannerless!
    Everything is becoming LESS
    But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless...




    Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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    Because He Wanted To See Butterfly...

    Happy Birthday Sms


    Phool Khilte Rahe Zindgi Ki Raah Me
    Hasi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Me

    Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko

    Dil Deta Hai Yahi Dua Baar-Baar Aapko...
    HAPPY BIRTH DAY




    Har Din Se Pyara Lagta Hai Hume Yeh Khaas Din

    Jisse Bitana Nahi Chahte Hum Aap Bin

    Waise Toh Dil Deta Hai Sadaa Hi Dua Aapko

    Phir Bhi Kehte Hai Mubarak Ho Aapko Yeh Janamdin...
    Happy Birthday




    Tamanna Karte Ho Aap Jin Khushiyo Ki,
    Wo Khushiyan Aapke Kadmo Me Ho,

    Khuda Aapko Wo Sab Haqiqat Me De, Jo Socha Aapne Khwabo Me Ho.
    *Happy Birthday*

    PJ's



    Mare Hue Insan Ke Muh Me Kya Daloge?
    Birla Cement, Kyunki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI..."





    WHat Is The Cube Of 13?
    - Suroor,
    B'coz
    TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR...




    Wat would You Call A Girl Who Never Laughs?
    HASI-NA...




    Why A Heart Broken Person Does'nt Need General Knowldge?
    Kyunki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya To "GK" Kya Karega...




    Agar 2 Peepal Ke Ped Ko Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaye To Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?
    NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL..."



    Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hai?

    Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Saare Gum To
    Husband Ke Hisse Me Aate Hai Aur
    Wife Be-Gum Ho Jaat Hai...



    Teacher: 'A' For?

    Student: Apple !!!
    Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

    Student: JAI MATA DI...



    Gattu Ek Lecture Attend Karta Hai.
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    Lecture Ke Baad Use Bhookh Lagti Hai.
    So He Goes To The Canteen.
    Canteen Me Gattu Ek Pav Leta Hai.
    Jaise Hi Woh Pav Khane Ke Liye Uthata Hai To
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    Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Plate Me
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    "Jannat" Likha Hai,
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    To Janaab Ab Aapko Yeh Batana Hai
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    Ki Gattu Jiska
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    Lecture Attend Karke Aa Raha Hai!
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    Us Proffessor Ka
    Naam Kya Hai???
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    Guess
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    Scroll Down For The Answer

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    The answer is

    Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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    Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
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    ."Paav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi...




    A Sardarji Went To A PCO SHOP And Slapped The
    Operator Twice!!!

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    Because There It Was Written "Number Dial Karne Se
    Pehele Do Lagaye"




    Ek Bar Sardar Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai
    Aur Darwaja Knock Karta Hai...
    Gangubai:"Kaun?"
    Sardar:"Mai"
    Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
    Sardar:"Tu Gangubai!!




    A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To
    His Friend On His Birthday.
    What Does This Friend Who Receive The
    Gift Sing ???



    Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Ye Kaam Kiya Hai
    Umra Bhar Ka GUM Hame Inaam Diya
    Hai...

    Santa Banta Jokes



    Santa Ped Ke Upar Ulta Latka Hua Tha

    Banta-Tu Ped Par Kyo Latka Hai?

    Santa-Sar Dard Ki Goli Khayi Thi Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaye.



    Santa Ghum Raha Tha
    Gadi Mese Banta Ne Pucha
    Bhai Ye Road Kaha Jata Hai?

    Santa-Kahi Nahi
    Din Raat Yahi Pada Rehta Hai...



    Santa was cooking murgi,
    wen he added hara dhaniya
    guess wat happend
    The murgi starts dancing & singing
    "HUM PAR YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA"



    Santa: Dr. Sahab, Plastic Surgery Me Kitna Kharcha aayega?
    Dr.50 Hazar
    Santa: Agar Plastic Me Lakar Du To?Dr. Sale Pigla Kar Chipka Bhi Lena

    Time Pass

    Train Mein Do Aadmi Safar Kar Rahe The
    1st : Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
    2nd : Chandigarh Se
    1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu,
    Chandigarh Me Kahan
    Se Aa Rahe Ho?
    2nd : Sector 41 Se
    1st : Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao
    Sector 41 Me
    Kahan Se Aa Rahe Ho?
    2nd : Sector 41-A Se
    1st : Wahan Se To Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Ye Batao Sector 41-A Se
    Kis Ke Ghar Se Aa Rahe Ho?
    2nd : Gautam Sahab Ke Ghar Se
    1st: Wahan Se Toh Mai Bhi Aa Raha Hu Achcha Ye
    Batao Kahan Ja
    Rahe Ho?
    Aas Paas Ke Musafiron Ne Tang Aa Ke Kaha
    Aakhir Tum Dono Ho
    Kaun..??
    Dono Aadmi : Hum Dono Bhai Hai, Bas Time-Pass Kar Rahe Hai....

    Santa Banta Jokes

    Teacher To Santa : Kaka Tenu Pata Hai Teri Umar Vich Mahatma Gandhi Ne B.A. kar lai si.
    Santa: Sir, Menu Eh Vi Pata Hai Tuhadi Umar Vich
    Bhagat Singh Fansi Chad Chuke Si.




    Santa To Banta: Main Tere 64 De 64 Dand Tor Dene ne.
    Laloo: 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne Paji.
    Santa: Mainu Pata Si Tu Vi Vich Bolna , Iss Lai Tere Vi Vich Gin Liye.




    Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling Aaj Barsat Da Din Hai.
    Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gal Kar Ke
    Mere Dono Pair Zameen Ten a Lagan. Jatti: Moya Fansi Lai La.




    A Teacher Lecturing On Population –
    In India After Every 10 Second A
    Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.
    A Sardar Stands Up Say – We Must Find And Stop Her.




    Interviewer : Tell Me The Opposite Of Good.
    Sardar : Bad.
    Interviewer : Come.
    Sardar : Go.
    Interviewer : Ugly.
    Sardar : Pichhlli.
    Interviewer : UGLY?
    Sardar : PICHHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer : Shut Up.
    Sardar : Keep Talking.
    Interviewer : Get Out.
    Sardar : Come In.
    Interviewer : Oh My God.
    Sardar : Oh My Devil.
    Interviewer : You Are Rejected. Sardar : I Am Selected...
    BALLE.... BALLLE....



    Santa Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Hue Mili. Bhagwan Ne Poocha: Aisa kyu?
    Sardar Bola : Mujhe Laga Koi Photo Kheench Raha Hai.

    Mai Ne Ek Sapna DekHa Hai

    Mai Ne Ek Sapna DekHa Hai Kisi Ko Apna DekHa Hai,
    YaAdo Me Uss Ki Khoya Hu Bada Gafil Ho Ke Soya Hu,
    HAr Pal Bas Mujhse Kehta Hai Is Dil Me Koi Rehta Hai
    Jis Roz Usko Kho’unga Uss Roz Kasam Se Ro’unga,
    Yaad To Tab Bhi Aayegi Aankho Ko Namm Kar Jayegi,
    Par Rone Se Kya Hota Hai Kuch Kehne Se Kya Hota Hai
    Jo Likha Hai Apni Qismat Me
    Har Surat Wahi To Hota Hai...

    When a Guy does Something Wrong!

    When a Guy does Something Wrong!

    Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!


    Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!


    Girl : I can't believe you did this.

    Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

    When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!


    Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!


    Boy : I can't believe you did this.


    Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!


    Boy : I'm Sorry..!!

    Life Is Everything

    Life Is Everything
    When The Person You Love Misses You In Your Absence,
    But Life Is Nothing When
    They Miss To Understand Your Importance In Your Presence...



    You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes The Smile On My Lips The Joy of My Face
    Without You I Am Incomplete
    Cause You Are The Queen Of My Heart...



    Life Ends When You Stop Dreaming Hope Ends
    When You Stop Believing And Love
    Ends When You Stop Caring.
    So Dream, Hope, And Love...
    Makes Life Beautiful.



    When Time Comes For You To Give Your Heart To Someone,
    Make Sure You Select Someone
    Who Will Never Break Your Heart, Becoz Broken
    Hearts Has Never Spare Parts...



    If Ten People Care For You,
    One Of Them Is Me,
    If One Person Cares For You That Would Be Me Again,
    If No One Cares For You That Means
    I Am Not In This World.



    1st Time I Saw You I Was Scared To Touch You...
    1st Time I Touched You I Was Scared To Kiss You...
    1st Time I Kiss You I Was Scared To Love You...
    But Now
    That I love You I'm Scared To Lose You...



    Message: * some text missing* Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing *
    *Number Missing *
    Sent: Date missing * Missing U a lot thats Why everything is missing....



    ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP
    A B
    C D
    E F
    G H
    I J
    K L
    M N
    O P
    Q R
    S T
    V W
    X Y Z
    Have I Missed Something?
    Yes...
    I Missed "YOU"...

    Umar Bhar Seene Se

    Umar Bhar Seene Se Laga Kar Pala Hai Maa Ne,
    Galat Baato Pe Thoda Thoda Mara Hai
    Maa Ne,
    Abhi Tak Wo Bachpane Ki Yaade Hai
    Baaki,
    Aur Wo Bachpane Ki Baate Hai Baki,
    Ke Jab Mai Ne Bola Tha Maa Pehli Baar,
    Maa Ki Aankhon Me Bhara Tha Kitna
    Pyar,
    Paida Huwa Tha To Kuch Nahi Tha Mai,
    Maa Ki Wajha Se Aaj Hu Kya Kya Mai
    Lalach To Kuch Nahi Meri Maa Ko Magar,
    Acha Ho Jo Dedu Dil Tohfe Me Agar Maa Ko Chorte Hai Aise Kuch Log Hote Hai,
    Phir Auro Ke Liyay Wo Hamesha Soog
    Hote Hai Kuch Logo Ke Liye Maa Ko Chodte Nahi
    Chahe Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Mu Morte Nahi
    Maa Se Hamesha Hame Sukh Milte Hai
    Phir Bhi Us Ko Hamse Dukh Milte Hai Kash Qurbaan Karu Mai Sab Us Ki Sada Pe
    Aur Wo Mujhe Pyar Kare Meri Issi Ada Pe
    Maa Se Mujhe Meri Koi Juda Na Kare
    Karu Pyar Kisi Aur Se Khuda Na Karay EVERY DAY IS MOTHER DAY




    Zindagi Ke Har Lamhe Ko Jeelo Jee Bhar Ke
    Kya Pata Kal ko Ho Kisne Jaana...
    Hum Hai Aaj Yahaa Par Kal Ho Na Ho Kisne JaanA...
    Tera Milna Aaj Khushi Hai
    Kal Dukh Bann Jaye Kisne Jaana...
    Tera Jaana Humari Badnaseebi Hai Kisi Aur Ki Khushnaseebi Ho kisne
    Jaana...
    Har Chehre Ko Dekhlo Jee Bharke
    Kal Mile Naa Mile Kisne Jaana...
    Karo Har Rishte Ki Qadar Kal Ho Naa Ho Kisne Jaana...
    Pyar Baant Sako Toh Baantlo
    Kal Tum Ho Naa Ho Kisne Jaana...

    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha hai,
    Tufano Me Kashtiyonko Sambhalte Huye Dekha Hai,
    Andhero Ko Ujalon Me Dhalte Huye Dekha Hai,
    Humne Waqt Ke Saath Logo Ko Badalte Huye Dekha Hai,
    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha Hai,


    Jab Jab Bhi Aaye Kisiki yaad, Jiske Bina Dil Rehatatha Hardam Udas,
    Jab Wo Aakar Mila Bahot Dino Ke Baad, Tab Aasuonko Bhi Khushiyo Me Badalte Huye Dekha hai,
    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha Hai,


    Apne Haq Ke Liye Baar Baar Insano Ko Ladate Huye Dekha Hai,
    Humne Kayi Achche Logonko Buri Sangat Me Padte Huye Dekha Hai,
    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha Hai,


    Budhe Lachar Maa Baap Se Jawan Bete Aur Bahu Ko, Zagadte Huye Dekha Hai,
    Banate Bante Kaam Ko Kayi Baar Bigadate Huye Dekha Hai,
    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha Hai,


    Humne Kayi Baar Apne Matalab Ke Liye, Khun Ke Rishton Ko Bhi Tutate Huye Dekha Hai,
    Apni Jeb Bharne Ke Liye Dusro Ko Lootate Huye Dekha Hai, Aur Pakade Jane Par Choro-Jebkataronko Marte Dumtak Pitate Huye Dekha Hai,
    Apne Hi Desh Ke Logonko Dharm Aur Jati Ke Naam Pe Batate Huye Dekha Hai,
    Kanto Me Phulonko Khilte Huye Dekha Hai,


    BHARAT DESH Hai Humara, Jag Me hHi Sabse Pyara, Jab Jab Bhi Kabhi Ispar Aanch Aayee Kisiki,
    Tab Tab Desh Ke Shur-Veer Jawano Ko, Matrubhumi Ki Raksha Me Amar Hote Huye Dekha Hai....

    Bas Muze Mera Pyar Chahiye


    Jo Bani Ho Mere Liye Jis Ke Liye Mai Jee Raha hu
    Jo Kahe Hum Saath Hai Tere Jise Dekhne Ke Liye Tadap Raha Hu
    Ek Aisa Hi Dildaar Chahiye
    Bas Muze Mera Pyar Chahiye

    Aane Se Jis Ke Phul Bhi Sharma Jaye
    Chalne Se UsKe Hawa Bhi Tham Jaye
    Har Waqt Rahe Saath Me Mere
    Chahe Saari Duniya Muzse Rooth Jaye
    Aisa Hi Kisi Ka Aitbaar Chahiye
    Bas Muze Mera Pyar Chahiye

    Jis Ki Ek Hansi Ke Liye Mar Jane Ko Dil Kare
    Jo Kehde Ek Baar To Phir Jeene Ko Dil Kare
    Aisa Hi Ek Humsafar Chahiye
    Bas Muze Mera Pyar Chahiye

    Ek Baar Mili Thi MuZe Woh! Par Pata Nahi Kaha Kho Gayi
    Ab Agar Mil Jaye To Use Kahi Jane Na Doo
    Wohi Khoya Yaar Chahiye
    Bas Muze Mera Pyar Chahiye...



    Chand Par Kali Ghata Chati To hogi,

    Sitaro Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,

    Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se Magar,

    Akele Me Tumhe Humari Yaad Aati To
    Hogi....

    Hindi Poem


    Yu To Chand Bhi Bhatakta Hai Raat Bhar
    Mai Jo Bhatak Gaya To Kya Gunah Kiya? Saari Duniya Roti Hai Chup Chup Kar
    Mai Jo Thoda Ro liya to Kya Gunah Kiya? Har Kisi Ko Talab Hai Pyar Ki
    Maine Thoda Soch liya To Kya Gunah Kiya? Roshni Ki Chah To Sab Ko Hai
    Maine Thoda Andhera Mang Liya To
    kya Gunah Kiya? Zindagi Ke Is Haseen Khwab Me
    Maine Use Mang Liya To Kya Gunah Kiya? Har Kisi Ne Mehfil Ko Chaha Yaha
    Maine Tanhai Ko Chaha To Kya Gunah
    Kiya?
    Yu To Chand Bhi Bhatakta Hai Raat Bhar
    Mai Jo Bhatak Gaya To Kya Gunah Kiya?

    Hindi Poem


    Khusbuon Ki Taraha Meri Har Saans Me Pyar Apna Basane Ka Waada Karo,

    Rang Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hai
    Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Waada Karo...

    Hai Tumhari Wafaaon Pe Muzko Yaqeen,
    Phir Bhi Dil Chahata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen
    Yunhi Meri Tassali Ki Khatir Zara
    Muzko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo...

    Jab Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum
    To Dharkano Me Naye Rang Bharte Ho Tum,
    Bana Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir
    Muzko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo,
    Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahi Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai
    Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam
    Tum Mujhko Na Bhulane Ka Waada Karo...
    Kisi Ke Sapne Kisi Ke Armaan Ban Jaye,
    Kisi Ki Hansi Kisi Ki Muskan Ban Jaye, Bepanah Pyar Kehte hai Isi Ko,
    Jab Kisi Ki Sanse Kisi Ki Jaan Ban Jaye...
    Ek Sachcha Dil Sabke Pas Hota Hai,

    Kyun Sab Pe Viswas Nahi Hota Hai,

    Insaan Chahe Kitna Bhi Simple Ho,

    Wo Kisi Na Kisi Ke Liye Zarur Khas hota Hai...

    Suna Hai Pyaar Karne Walo ki

    Suna Hai Pyaar Karne Walo Ki Ninde Udh Jati Hai...
    Jiski Bhi Udh Gai Hai Plz wo Mujhe Subah
    Jaldi Utha Diya kare...
    Meri Nind Nahi Khulti Subha Jaldi...

    Hindi Sms

    Utha Ke Haath KHUDA Se Bas Maangi Yahi
    Dua
    ,

    "Nasib Ho Khushiyan Tumhe
    Tum Khush Raho Sada"

    Tum Ko Rahat Mile Tum Ko Chahat Mile

    Tumhe Saare Jahan Ki Mohabat Mile

    Jahan Me Sab Se Ho AChCha Tumhara
    Nasib


    Koi Dukh Kabhi Na Aaye Tumhare Qarib
    Dil Ki Har Arzu Puri Khuda Kare


    Tumhain Chahane Walon Se Kabhi Bhi Na
    Juda Kare


    Mil Jaye Tum Ko Tumhari Khushian Bas Yehi Dua Hai Humari Tumhare Liye...
    Aameen...