Hight Of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey you Stand up & Tell me 2 Pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down...

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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife" Audience Was In Shock And Silence...

He Added: "She Was My Mother"
A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter!

A Very Daring Husband Tried To Crack This At Home After A Dinner,
He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife..."
Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker

By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water!!!

Moral:
Don't Copy If You Can't Paste!