Funny Sms Jokes

A Doctor & Engineer Love The Same Girl.
Doctor Used To Give Her A Rose But Engineer Used To Give Her Apple Daily.
One Day, Doctor Asks Why????
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Engineer: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!!




Position Of Husband Is Like A Split A.C.
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool And Controlled By Remote Control...




Wife: Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command...

Husband: Darling...
It's A Computer Not A Husband...!!!




WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS
But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless...




Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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Because He Wanted To See Butterfly...

Happy Birthday Sms

Phool Khilte Rahe Zindgi Ki Raah Me
Hasi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Me

Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko

Dil Deta Hai Yahi Dua Baar-Baar Aapko...
HAPPY BIRTH DAY




Har Din Se Pyara Lagta Hai Hume Yeh Khaas Din

Jisse Bitana Nahi Chahte Hum Aap Bin

Waise Toh Dil Deta Hai Sadaa Hi Dua Aapko

Phir Bhi Kehte Hai Mubarak Ho Aapko Yeh Janamdin...
Happy Birthday




Tamanna Karte Ho Aap Jin Khushiyo Ki,
Wo Khushiyan Aapke Kadmo Me Ho,

Khuda Aapko Wo Sab Haqiqat Me De, Jo Socha Aapne Khwabo Me Ho.
*Happy Birthday*

PJ's

Mare Hue Insan Ke Muh Me Kya Daloge?
Birla Cement, Kyunki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI..."





WHat Is The Cube Of 13?
- Suroor,
B'coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR...




Wat would You Call A Girl Who Never Laughs?
HASI-NA...




Why A Heart Broken Person Does'nt Need General Knowldge?
Kyunki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya To "GK" Kya Karega...




Agar 2 Peepal Ke Ped Ko Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaye To Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL..."



Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hai?

Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Saare Gum To
Husband Ke Hisse Me Aate Hai Aur
Wife Be-Gum Ho Jaat Hai...



Teacher: 'A' For?

Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Student: JAI MATA DI...



Gattu Ek Lecture Attend Karta Hai.
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Lecture Ke Baad Use Bhookh Lagti Hai.
So He Goes To The Canteen.
Canteen Me Gattu Ek Pav Leta Hai.
Jaise Hi Woh Pav Khane Ke Liye Uthata Hai To
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Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Plate Me
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"Jannat" Likha Hai,
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To Janaab Ab Aapko Yeh Batana Hai
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Ki Gattu Jiska
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Lecture Attend Karke Aa Raha Hai!
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Us Proffessor Ka
Naam Kya Hai???
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Guess
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Scroll Down For The Answer

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
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."Paav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi...




A Sardarji Went To A PCO SHOP And Slapped The
Operator Twice!!!

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>>Guess Why?<<
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Because There It Was Written "Number Dial Karne Se
Pehele Do Lagaye"




Ek Bar Sardar Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai
Aur Darwaja Knock Karta Hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Mai"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"Tu Gangubai!!




A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To
His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The
Gift Sing ???



Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Ye Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Hame Inaam Diya
Hai...