Funny Sms Jokes


A Doctor & Engineer Love The Same Girl.
Doctor Used To Give Her A Rose But Engineer Used To Give Her Apple Daily.
One Day, Doctor Asks Why????
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Engineer: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!!




Position Of Husband Is Like A Split A.C.
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool And Controlled By Remote Control...




Wife: Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command...

Husband: Darling...
It's A Computer Not A Husband...!!!




WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS
But still, Our Hopes are ~ Endless...




Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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Because He Wanted To See Butterfly...

Happy Birthday Sms


Phool Khilte Rahe Zindgi Ki Raah Me
Hasi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Me

Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko

Dil Deta Hai Yahi Dua Baar-Baar Aapko...
HAPPY BIRTH DAY




Har Din Se Pyara Lagta Hai Hume Yeh Khaas Din

Jisse Bitana Nahi Chahte Hum Aap Bin

Waise Toh Dil Deta Hai Sadaa Hi Dua Aapko

Phir Bhi Kehte Hai Mubarak Ho Aapko Yeh Janamdin...
Happy Birthday




Tamanna Karte Ho Aap Jin Khushiyo Ki,
Wo Khushiyan Aapke Kadmo Me Ho,

Khuda Aapko Wo Sab Haqiqat Me De, Jo Socha Aapne Khwabo Me Ho.
*Happy Birthday*